Liking Whiskey Is Not A Personality Trait: A Memoir of Early 21st Century Dating
i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.
- Him: Stop apologizing so much.
- Me: Sorry.
- Them: Go big or go home.
- Me: *already on couch*
you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations